In the event you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are amazingly simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You begin by introducing a dilemma of two equally terrible-looking (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the entire world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”

You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they pick the things that they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious scenarios, it’s their turn to think of a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the best of two dreadful scenarios.

The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little creativity. But it’s only as entertaining as the people you play with. There’s no denying that the more illogical and occasionally X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a little bit of inspiration, here are a few uneasy suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.

 

Would You Rather Questions For Your Boyfriend

 

Would you rather acquire pounds or be prohibited from the net for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photo of you be the subject of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather unintentionally “enjoy” a two-year-old photo of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mother?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or heal a rare type of cancer?

When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?

Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?

Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?

Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capacity to find out why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capacity to see genuine ghosts?

Would you rather lose all of the photos you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the books you own?

Would you rather develop friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and also the same wages?

Would you rather have the last five photos on your own camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photo you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?

Would you rather be able to select the man who becomes the following President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your life or only LaCroix for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be forced to host a big dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?

Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your skill to provide a high five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capacity to utilize GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the ability to use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather have the capacity to see every text that wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have nude photos of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you understand or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather be forced to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a extremely slow internet connection?

Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only be able to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be forced to see your friends only once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your own iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remaining part of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?

Would you rather have the capability to teleport every time you fart or heal any wound by crying at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never manage to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every woman?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram web feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi contending against their points?

Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing from the head?

Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate via a series of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment captured in a GIF that goes viral or confront your biggest fear?

Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to upgrade your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or ending offense around the world for good but be poor and undetected?